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The deck above is what wakes people up

Cabin noise is mostly a question about the two decks you are not booking. Here is the test, the operator's ranking of what sits on those decks, and which of the 93 charted hulls carry each one.

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The sandwich test

A deck is a quiet candidate when it has cabins directly above it and directly below it, and nothing public sharing it.

Plenty of cabins on the deck itself proves nothing. The question is what is overhead at six in the morning and what is underfoot at midnight, and a deck plan answers it if you read the two neighbouring decks rather than the one you are booking.

It narrows the field; it does not pick the cabin. On the Radiance the arithmetic clears three decks and the operator answer is two of them — a rule can only rule things out, and the last step is somebody who knows the ship. It also cannot see a deck it has no data for: where a stack stops, the table says “not checked” rather than assuming the deck below is cabins.

One numbering trap worth knowing on any hull: several lines skip the number 13, so the physical deck directly above deck 12 is labelled 14. An advisor counting numerically looks for a deck 13, finds none, and concludes there is nothing overhead.

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What sits above and below, worst first

Operator judgment, and it holds on any hull — a ship record only says which of these it has and where.

The pool or Lido deckVery high risk81 hulls · 79 with the decks recorded

chairs scraping, cleaning, footsteps, music, deck parties, worst early morning.

A galley or service areaHigh risk5 hulls · 5 with the decks recorded

carts, equipment, dishes, overnight and early prep.

A nightclub or music venueHigh risk13 hulls · 12 with the decks recorded

bass and vibration late at night.

A bar or loungeMedium-high risk2 hulls · 2 with the decks recorded

music, chairs, late crowds.

A quiet restaurantMedium risk1 hull · 1 with the decks recorded

mostly chairs and carts at opening and closing.

Norwegian — 1Norwegian Sun

Spa treatment roomsLow risk3 hulls · 3 with the decks recorded

relatively quiet.

The top three — the pool or Lido deck, the buffet or a large restaurant, a galley or service area — are the ones worth checking on every booking. The pool deck is on every charted hull for the obvious reason: every ship has one, and on most of them it is directly over somebody.

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The hulls with the arithmetic run

A transcribed deck stack means the test can be run rather than reasoned about. These are the ones that have one.

12 of the 93 charted hulls carry one. On the rest the placement call is the operator's own and stands on its own — there is simply no table to check it against, which each ship page says rather than implying the question was answered.

What one looks like — Radiance of the Seas

A deck is a quiet candidate when it has cabins directly above and directly below it and nothing public sharing it. Read the verdict column, not the deck numbers — this arithmetic is about one hull and deck 8 here is not deck 8 anywhere else.
DeckCabinsBelowAboveVerdict
13—public—No cabinsthe rock wall, mini-golf
12—publicpublicNo cabinsthe sports court
11—cabinspublicNo cabinsthe pool, the Solarium, the Windjammer buffet
10YescabinspublicCheck above
9YescabinscabinsQuiet candidate
8YescabinscabinsQuiet candidate
7YespubliccabinsCheck below
6—publiccabinsNo cabinspublic space
5—cabinspublicNo cabins
4YescabinspublicCheck above
3YescabinscabinsQuiet candidate
2Yes—cabinsNot checked
  • DECK 10 Cabins below, public space directly above. Check what's overhead on the specific room.
  • DECK 9 Cabins above and cabins below, nothing public sharing the deck. Passes the sandwich test.
  • DECK 8 Cabins above and cabins below, nothing public sharing the deck. Passes the sandwich test.
  • DECK 7 Cabins above, public space directly below. Check what's underneath on the specific room.
  • DECK 4 Cabins below, public space directly above. Check what's overhead on the specific room.
  • DECK 3 Cabins above and cabins below, nothing public sharing the deck. Passes the sandwich test.
  • DECK 2 Can't call this one — the stack on file doesn't record what sits below it. Not a problem found; a gap.
04

Then run the booking

The rule narrows a hull. The client narrows it further.

Motion sensitivity changes the answer, and so does who is sailing: the same deck that is quiet for a couple is a long walk for a multigen group. Run a Booking Check for the actual client, or read how the read is made.